1. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via heyheyjen)

  2. jcnickt:

    monairthith:

    LMFAO

    HAHAHAHA

    (Source: deadthehype)

  3. 
Hamadryadniks Eastern European tree spirits, akin to Hamadryads, who disguise themselves as foliage.However, unusually for tree spirits they leave their homes during daylight.

    Hamadryadniks 
    Eastern European tree spirits, akin to Hamadryads, who disguise themselves as foliage.
    However, unusually for tree spirits they leave their homes during daylight.

    (Source: luna-oak, via fairiesteaandcupcakesplease)

  4. madmadamemolly:

    growlywolf:

    choochoomothafucka:

    Source

    What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

    On the second one.

    There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

    So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

    It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

    BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

    The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

    Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

    (via detective-tightpants)

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  9. camach0:

I love when moments like this get captured on film. I always wonder what became of the people in them.. I bet they wouldn’t have guessed that half a century later people would still be admiring them. And think how important that kiss must have been to the both of them, to go to all the trouble. I hope to be kissed with such fervor someday. And I hope they made it.

    camach0:

    I love when moments like this get captured on film. I always wonder what became of the people in them.. I bet they wouldn’t have guessed that half a century later people would still be admiring them. And think how important that kiss must have been to the both of them, to go to all the trouble. I hope to be kissed with such fervor someday. And I hope they made it.

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  10. x3livelovelaugh:

Awwwwwww!

    x3livelovelaugh:

    Awwwwwww!

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  11. kingsandwich:

if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead

    kingsandwich:

    if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead

    (Source: enochnochjoke, via randomness-is-epic)

  12. diziam:

sweet-ganjababe:

freshest-tittymilk:

twodopeboyz:

all this time ive wasted

Life hack!

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

im reblogging for the third comment

    diziam:

    sweet-ganjababe:

    freshest-tittymilk:

    twodopeboyz:

    all this time ive wasted

    Life hack!

    ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

    im reblogging for the third comment

    (via randomness-is-epic)

  13. No one can promise they’ll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. The real promise is if the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end.

    yanilavigne:

    (Quotes here)

  14. petitloupp:

    renkris:

    Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

    The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

    THE FEELS.

    (via peacedoutboyscout)


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